I'm the only Technology Journalist in the world. When I talk it's amazing. Made by Hoggworks Studios. (hoggworks.com) This is a parody of Walt Mossberg, in case anyone's wondering. He writes for the Wall Street Journal and is apparently quite the grouch.
If you want to insult someone, but aren't sure how to do it, ask me at mosspuppet@gmail.com. I'll Dear Abbey it up!
I put this rugged external hard drive through its paces, and it's glorious! My review is, I mean; the drive's pretty good, too.
Thrill to my poetic response to the Superbrothers' mythopoetic iPad game.
This week I review Grove's beautiful iPhone 4 case. It's made of bamboo and it smells like lemon! On June 1, I'll be giving one FOR FREE to one of the people who've kindly donated to the show. So, you know. Hint, hint.
I'm Walt Mossberg; shut up. A year ago, I laid out my predictions for 2010, and said that one year later, I'd review them. Well, today is one year later, and I'm about ready for a nice, goopy mouthful of some claim chowder. Ready? 1. The iPad will change the face of computing. I said the iPad would change the face of computing, and jeezum crap, it did! Millions have purchased the iPad, and then thrown out their old, useless computers in the face of such staggering innovation. I said the sales ...
I give you a hands-on demonstration of what it's like to use Microsoft's revolutionary new Kinect controller system.
Apple CEO Steve Jobs explains, for the first time, the truth behind the delays in getting the white iPhone 4 to market.
I love Steve Jobs, but he broke my heart when he ignored the rules to reject my app, and I can't be silent about it anymore.
Unless you've been living under a rock, you know that Microsoft has just formally released their new mobile platform, Windows Phone 7. It's getting phenomenal reviews, and I have it on good authority that Steve Jobs of Apple has scheduled a recurring 3pm appointment to punch Phil Schiller in the nose just to relieve the stress he's feeling at the fact that his mobile empire is now laying in ruins.
I sat down to talk to Geek Squad about their horrible reputation for customer service, and their habit of apparently trying to rip off every single human in existence. It didn't go well.