The thing about having lots of sponsors and an enormous viewership is that you manage to get the attention of a lot of people. Sometimes that attention is good, and sometimes, it's not. But the UnLearnTV have never given a damn about such things. Our focus has always been to bring our fans quality News-ertainment, and to damage our livers in the process. Eat your hearts out, haters. Among the items we'll be discussing this week are: President Obama has apparently angered Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy by starting his own Blue Collar Comedy tour ... This is so he can show us all what a real, down home fella he truly is... unlike his rival, Mitt Romney who allegedly keeps his house warm during the winter by burning the pension funds of people he laid off. What a swell guy our blue collar President is. Also! ... Former presidential hopeful, pizza mogul, and singular intellect Herman Cain has launched his own television network, which promises to be every bit as lucid and rational as his candidacy was... which of course also promises it to be as unintentionally hilarious as well. Frankly, we can't wait. ...And! ... A little over forty years ago, the United States managed to put a man on the moon ...while today, over 40% of all Americans believe the Earth was created by an invisible deity in six days. Despite the myriad of scientific evidence to the contrary --including the recently discovered Higgs boson particle-- religious fundamentalists are doubling down on their ignorance, er...denial. Cigars & Scotch and I will explain what the difference is between crazy, stupid, and neither of those things. All this plus! ... This week's Minimal Criminal!.... Trend to Offend!... and our "Hour-Two" collection of our nation's most interesting stories ... ...Watch or Hate Yourself in the Morning!!!!!