Bain-al Lube! ... July 24, 2012

Since Cigars & Scotch will be otherwise engaged this week, we are delighted to have our good friend and headline comedian Joe Conte ( JoeConte.com ) step in for our wayfaring sociopath. We will also be joined via Skype by Examiner.com columnist William Hamby ( www.examiner.com/user-hambydammit ) who will offer his unique perspectives on a few of our national absurdities. We realize that we've been saying this week after week, but the truth is, www.UnLearn.TV is enjoying exceptional viewership numbers.... and things are only getting better. Among the Items we'll be discussing this week are: With all the eloquence of a stutterer with a mouthful of mashed potatoes, President Obama missed another opportunity to score some major election points. Rather than asserting a valid socio/economic reality about how industry is built as a societal construct, our commander in chief instead awkwardly bumbled of American entrepreneurs "you didn't build that". We're sure though, what he really meant was "Hey, How 'bout them White Sox" Also! ... In a McCarthy-esque pursuit of nonexistent American enemies... Minnesota Congresswoman, Xanex postergirl and national embarrassment Michelle Bachman has announced that she has evidence that members of the Muslim Brotherhood have infiltrated our political system. No One Expects The Estrogenic Inquisition! And! ... Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is coming under fire for his retroactive retirement from Bain Capital, for refusing to release his tax returns for the years he was CEO, for his offshore bank accounts, and for his wife, Ann's condescending use of the term "You People". We, of course dismiss these attacks as petty politics, and believe that Mitt Romney is simply a delusionally self indulgent aristocrat who consistently displays a cavalier disregard for working people, and who knows nothing of the economy, creating jobs, and America in general. All this plus! ... This week's Minimal Criminal!.... Trend to Offend!... and our "Hour-Two" collection of our nation's most interesting stories ... All on this week's "UnLearn TV" ...Live Tuesday 07/24/12 ... 7pm ET @ www.unlearn.tv ... Replaying all week long! ...Watch or Hate Yourself in the Morning!!!!!