UnlearnTV

About this original series

UnLearn TV is reasonable, rational, and offensive as hell. Unique to "News-ertainment", it's set at a bar rather than at a news desk so that the viewer can feel more connected to what their watching. UnLearn TV is two people sitting at a bar discussing the world at large, delivering sobering thoughts via questionable sobriety. It is Reality News.

  • Category

    Comedy
  • # Episodes

    104 episodes
  • Rating

    TV-MA

Episodes of UnlearnTV

    • Beach Baptism Bingo! ... 04/08/14

      We at UnLearn like to do a public service whenever we can. As such, we'll do our best to help our viewership to ease psychotic episodes known as road rage, and offer some perspective. Of course, by perspective, we mean some sensational examples of vehicular stupidity. Also! ... Cigars & Scotch and I have the deepest respect for religion, and the rituals that accord each faith. Which is why we are sad to report on an aspiring young Christian fella who was washed out to sea during his own Baptis...

      • Season / Episode
        S. 4 / Ep. 1
      • Release date
        Apr 9, 2014
      • Runtime
        01:03:34
    • Amos and Nazi! ... 04/01/14

      In today's tough job market any potential candidate must do what he or she can to stand out to potential employers. Such was the case when an intrepid young fella in Dallas sent his resume' to "Texas Workforce Solutions" ... along with an attached photo of his penis. Alas, he came up just short. Also! ...Although this may come as a shock to some, fascist white supremacists ... or as they like to be referred to in Germany, the Nationalist Democratic Party... do indeed have standards. Recently, ...

      • Season / Episode
        S. 4 / Ep. 2
      • Release date
        Apr 9, 2014
      • Runtime
        01:12:26
    • Big Love! ... 03/25/14

      They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, and that is certainly true here at UnLearn TV. Our conquering hero, Cigars & Scotch returns this week after having braved perilous beach resorts in Costa Rica... fearlessly boozing it up amidst hazardous all inclusive conditions, without any regard for his own safety, risking rough surf, topless foreign women, and melanoma. A selfless American, drinking for our freedom. A local FOX affiliate in Denver Colorado had a slightly awkward moment thi...

      • Season / Episode
        S. 4 / Ep. 3
      • Release date
        Apr 9, 2014
      • Runtime
        01:11:27
    • It's a Crazy World! ... 03/18/14

      Sitting in for my intrepid co-host tonight is Comedian Joe Conte ... Joe's sunny disposition will brighten all of our viewers day. Tonight on the Show: A 44 year old Werewolf Cosplayer who goes by the name Nagamishe Shiro --more than a little creepy-- managed to gather a few under aged girls to his stable of would-be damsels... Perhaps his new Cosplay nickname could be "Dr. Statutory" . And! ... Traveling abroad is . Such was the case when a young woman on vacation in Iceland found herself joi...

      • Season / Episode
        S. 4 / Ep. 4
      • Release date
        Mar 19, 2014
      • Runtime
        01:08:54
    • Happy JacKKK...03/11/14

      Give us the simple life, that's what we here at UnLearn TV always say. Of course, by that we mean top shelf single malts, Cuban cigars, and a nice porterhouse with pomme frites... served on a moonlit Caribbean beach by a bikini clad wait staff with an extraordinary body mass index. We don't ask for much. Tonight on the Show: If there is one thing that those on both sides of the gun debate will agree on, it's that firearm safety measures be observed at all times. As such, a responsible gun owne...

      • Season / Episode
        S. 4 / Ep. 5
      • Release date
        Mar 12, 2014
      • Runtime
        01:08:45
    • Morbidly Obese Tuesday! ... 03/04/14

      Although we here at UnLearn TV have a magnanimous spirit, we are not one's to sacrifice things that make us happy for 40 days because an ethereal reward system accords a cosmic "atta boy" for denying ourselves top shelf booze or internet porn. It's kind of "Mardi-Gras-esque" all year at the Tiki Bar. So if having someone rub dirt on your forehead ain't for you either, you're always welcome at our place.Tonight on the Show:The road to the emergency room is paved with good intentions. A delightf...

      • Season / Episode
        S. 4 / Ep. 6
      • Release date
        Mar 5, 2014
      • Runtime
        01:10:31
    • Eye of the Beholder! ... 02/25/14

      This week where Jane & I indulged in some fun convention nerdity. so we will have tales of geeky good times, and also the opportunity to promote our beloved sponsors at BeyondtheDragon.com.Tonight on the Show: A favorite target of Cigars & Scotch and myself are the bumbling dolts who comprise your nightly network news telecasts, and their lack of synaptic ability to convey a thought not written on the teleprompter in front of them. This week, however --during a live remote broadcast-- a person...

      • Season / Episode
        S. 4 / Ep. 7
      • Release date
        Feb 26, 2014
      • Runtime
        01:08:59
    • Love Gone Bad! ... 02/18/14

      Although the nation is whining about the horrible winter we are having, for us there at UnLearn TV, it's not without its upside. Granted, those who have to shovel snow are burdened with back pain, and potential cardiac arrest, but frigid temperatures do accord more TV watching time. So both our affiliates and our sponsors are happy about the ratings bump.Tonight on the Show: It's not that Cigars & Scotch and I don't have hearts. I mean, we don't, but that is not germane to how we feel about th...

      • Season / Episode
        S. 4 / Ep. 8
      • Release date
        Feb 19, 2014
      • Runtime
        01:06:24
    • Pajama Party Poopers! ... 02/11/14

      Cigars & Scotch and I consider ourselves to be true patriots, and as such, have long been fans of the Olympics. Flag waving and riveted to our televisions, we root on the American Curling team and male figure skaters with fervor. Now we know why bears hibernate. Tonight:Since the repeal of the Glass /Steagall act, the banking industry has had its share of liberal media scrutiny. So it comes as little surprise that the great national institution known as "Bank of America" would come under undes...

      • Season / Episode
        S. 4 / Ep. 9
      • Release date
        Feb 12, 2014
      • Runtime
        01:11:14
    • Hajib Gaffe!- Feb 4 2014

      This was a fun week for the gang @ Unlearn TV... and our extended family. Unbeknownst to yours truly, my darling wife Jane, along with my not-so-merry band of misfit friends conspired to thrown a surprise 50th birthday party in my honor. Of course being the oblivious dolt I am, I was totally hoodwinked. Buffoonery ensued. Needless to say, there will be copious pictures and stories.Tonight on the Show:Renown alto Amy Herbst of the Nashville Opera Company filed suit this earlier this month again...

      • Season / Episode
        S. 4 / Ep. 10
      • Release date
        Feb 5, 2014
      • Runtime
        01:09:13