There are some things books should NEVER be used for.
Friends don’t let friends’ moms get double teamed by pandas.
Sometimes you gotta give your Johnson a break.
It’s Senior year, and the Economy is spiraling outta control.
They’re like ornaments…but for your vagina.
Let’s just can the innuendo and call a cucumber a dildo, here.
Don’t poke granny’s boyfriend, BEE-ATCH!