The Primal Root's Rotten Reviews
About this original series
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# Episodes
28 episodes -
Rating
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Episodes of The Primal Root's Rotten Reviews
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Rotten Reviews Ep. 23: Black Christmas (The Rema...
Hey Gang, The Primal Root, here, wishing you and yours a Happy Holiday season! That is, if you can make it through the evil that is Glen Morgan's Black Christmas remake... Hang tight with your buddy, Root, as he tries the wade through the numerous subplots, the dozen characters and the non stop flashbacks that explain away our main antagonist(s). Watch as The Root tries to transform this hunk of coal into a diamond in this, our final Rotten Review of Year Three, here at The Trash Cinema Collec...
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Release date
Dec 31, 2011
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Runtime
22:30
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Rotten Reviews Ep. 23: Black Christmas (The Rema...
Hey Gang, The Primal Root, here, wishing you and yours a Happy Holiday season! That is, if you can make it through the evil that is Glen Morgan's Black Christmas remake... Hang tight with your buddy, Root, as he tries the wade through the numerous subplots, the dozen characters and the non stop flashbacks that explain away our main antagonist(s). Watch as The Root tries to transform this hunk of coal into a diamond in this, our final Rotten Review of Year Three, here at The Trash Cinema Collec...
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Release date
Dec 31, 2011
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Runtime
22:30
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Rotten Reviews Ep 22: Rocktober Blood
Hey Gang, It's your friend The Primal Root and in this special Halloween episode we will be taking a look at one of the most obscure, goofy, and over the top rock opera hair metal horror movie epics ever made, Rocktober Blood! So light your jack-o-lanter, pass out the candy, and hold your baby right! It's time for one hell of a Trash Cinema Treat! Stay Trashy, -Root
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Release date
Oct 30, 2011
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Runtime
19:58
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Rotten Reviews Ep 22: Rocktober Blood
Hey Gang, The Primal Root here working the night shift at the local video rental store, Video 21 on Halloween night. I just can;t get in the Halloween spirit. It seems like I've watched every Halloween themed horror film to death! Enter, Rocktober Blood! Come join me, Root, as we take a look at and have some fun with this twisted little piece of Trash Cinema, Rocktober Blood. Stay Trashy! -Root
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Release date
Oct 29, 2011
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Rotten Reviews Ep 21: Humanoids from the Deep (N...
Hey Gang, The Primal Root is back with a brand new review and this time he's got company! Root's checking out the small town mutant fish rape epic, Humanoids from the Deep! So go grab the kids and sit back for the latest Rotten Review! Stay Trashy!
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Release date
Oct 4, 2011
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Runtime
19:46
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Primal Root's Rotten Reviews presents XTRO!
In the early friendly alien life forms were all the rage thanks to Steven Speilberg's sappy, heart warming, tear jerker, E.T. Lucky for us, there was also a rash of really sick and twisted alien movies around that time as well. One of those such films is the subject of our Rotten Review, XTRO! It;s the story of a different type of E.T. who shows up and starts raping everything in sight in about a dozen different ways. No alien species in film history has had so many ways of procreating. Anyway...
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Release date
Jun 26, 2011
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Runtime
14:58
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Rotten Review Ep.19 Welcome Home, Brother Charles
Hey Gang, The root is back! And on this episode we're taking a look at a very strange and unusual low-budget revenge film. It's a wholly unusual take on race relations, the judicial system, personal growth (ahem) and the act of revenge itself. Especially the methods used. This is a twisted and, I think it's supposed to be, unintentionally hilarious gem. The story of Brother Charles, a man fucked by the system and screwed over by the man. Witness his insane method revenge as The Primal root che...
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Release date
Jun 26, 2011
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Runtime
16:50
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The Primal Root's Rotten Reviews presents Brains...
Hey Gang, ;FINALLY, after many delays and set back, the first episode of The Primal Root's Rotten Reviews Year 3 is now here! And we're taking a trip back to the 90's with Brainscan!
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Release date
Apr 20, 2011
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Runtime
19:45
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Rotten Reviews Ep.17: Christmas Evil
The Primal Root takes a look at a Trash Cinema Yule Tide standard, Christmas Evil.
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Release date
Dec 26, 2010
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Runtime
16:22
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The Primal Root's Rotten Reviews presents Saw V!
The Primal Root has been abducted by Jigsaw and is forced to choose between watching Saw V or blowing his head off with a a shot gun collar. But is everything as it seems? ;
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Release date
Nov 1, 2010
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Runtime
19:26
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