Lyrics They say you probably should be grateful To have a job in this economy. They say Be on your best behavior If they think you're valuable it won't be your head that rolls. I say it's a shame Cause you're not to blame. You're the one a-stressin' that you're gonna lose your job But you're not the greedy bastard selling credit default swaps so here's the thing to tell 'em when they come to lay you off. There's so many reasons you should fire me And all the reasons are good. I'm sure one day you'll see the irony that you didn't fire me when you could.