Commander N'Eligahn reviews various Sci-Fi movies from aboard the Failed At Inception, a ship actively seeking his demise. His only ally is the king of expendables, Ensign Trooper.
As SOULUC shuts down for an upgrade, N'Eligahn turns the Failed at Inception around to make a beeline for Earth. Meanwhile, he reviews one of his favorite sci-fi movies of all time.
Richard Hatch stars in a tank movie where people with plugs in their heads control tanks...but still have to control them manually...and it tries to force philosophy...Anyway, can a single redeeming character save the movie? (Spoiler Warning: He can't.) (Minor warning, some nudity but it's covered.)
As SOULUC activates the Failed at Inception's new automated security, N'Eligahn has to deal with a relic from the 80s that attempts to re-do the Terminator idea but with even worse acting.
Ensign Trooper beams down to Earth to view Star Wars Episode 1 for the very first time.
After activating the Failed at Inception's homicidal computer, N'Eligahn is forced to face a possibly greater threat: A SyFy Channel original movie featuring a giant prehistoric shark attacking stereotypical Mexico.
N'Eligahn tackles his first movie aboard the Failed At Inception, a movie that takes one of the most generic plotlines in cinema and does nothing to fix it.