Commander N'Eligahn reviews various Sci-Fi movies from aboard the Failed At Inception, a ship actively seeking his demise. His only ally is the king of expendables, Ensign Trooper.
Richard Hatch stars in a tank movie where people with plugs in their heads control tanks...but still have to control them manually...and it tries to force philosophy...Anyway, can a single redeeming character save the movie? (Spoiler Warning: He can't.) (Minor warning, some nudity but it's covered.)
As SOULUC activates the Failed at Inception's new automated security, N'Eligahn has to deal with a relic from the 80s that attempts to re-do the Terminator idea but with even worse acting.
After activating the Failed at Inception's homicidal computer, N'Eligahn is forced to face a possibly greater threat: A SyFy Channel original movie featuring a giant prehistoric shark attacking stereotypical Mexico.