VP, National Sales
Ever since he realized he wasn't destined to become America's Next Top Model, Sebastian has been selling advertising for media companies. From his early days at a large corporate media conglomerate to the last several years working for smaller, independent publishers Sebastian's wealth of experience lends to his success in the field. In fact, in his first year of online sales at The Onion, he was a Jack Myers Nominee for Top Online Representative in the U.S. before he had even figured out how to spell "CPM."
Sebastian is a University of Wisconsin graduate and, as such, places a higher degree of importance on beer and sausage than do most human beings. He currently spends a portion of his weekends studying cooking at the French Culinary Institute and promises to cook you a meal if you're good to him.