Can I Answer My Phone at a Funeral?

Your angry old man of tech answers that most immortal of etiquette questions, "Can I Answer My Phone at a Funeral?"

Oldenrod

Oldenrod is your angry old man of tech. Every week he complains mightily about the things that bother him, in language that will astound you. Even though he's old, he's all about high technology. Also, he answers questions.