No Soap Radio Polka is a satirical webshow, in which host and writer Jack Sharp reviews, riffs on and discusses various forms of pop culture. Here you'll find reviews of bad films, guides to campy television shows and rants about everyday things.
Episode 4 of No Soap Radio Polka, in which Jack takes a look at some of the finest adverts for male grooming products (Gillette, Just For Men, Lynx, Aspray). Women might wash, exfoliate and moisturise, but men prepare, shave and energize! And then refuel their faces for maximum pulling power.
Episode of 2 of No Soap Radio Polka, in which Jack reviews the original teenage vampire movie, Teen Vamp (1988). 20 years before the release of Twilight, protagonist and creepy teen-manchild Murphy Gilchrist was busy arousing teenage girls across the globe by visiting brothels with his equally perverse friend and frantically whacking off in class. Could Murphy be the inspiration for Edward Cullen? Yes, is the answer. Yes he is.
The blood, the guts... The eyebrows. ;Episode 1 of No Soap Radio Polka, in which Jack reviews one of his all-time favourite films, Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2, starring over-flexed uber stud Ricky Caldwell.