The Morning Bitch

Official Trailer for WTFU

Thu, 16 Sep 2010 12:43:01 +0000

Have you seen the web series THE MORNING BITCH and wondered "Who would ever hire those douchenozzles?!?"Well, now, we have the answer to all of your burning questions. The prequel to the web series THE MORNING BITCH, a 26 minute, narrative film, is now screening at festivals across the country. For info: http://wtfu.tv Created by Allison Lane and Chris Ritter

Patty Puts the Fire in Fire Island (Episode 33, v2)

Mon, 23 May 2011 20:20:45 +0000

Patty and Kathy Griffin's biggest fan are coming out...with a big announcement. Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch ; (Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster, guest starring Jesse Archer as Nellis Figby, Kathy Griffin's biggest fan! and Chris Douros as Ken, the half-naked intern:

Kathy Griffin's Biggest Fan! (Episode 32)

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:13:29 +0000

Patty and Hudson interview Kathy Griffin's biggest fan. He's "straight" and wants to gush about Kathy!Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch (Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster, guest starring Jesse Archer as Nellis Figby, Kathy Griffin's biggest fan!

Kathy Griffin’s Craziest Fans

Thu, 20 May 2010 23:41:39 +0000

TMB finds some of Kathy’s most insame fanshttp://www.morningbitch.com/vote

The Heroes and Miscreants Parade (Episode 9)

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:26:22 +0000

It's Friday the 13th...time to celebrate the Damned. Oh ya--and a couple of do-gooders too. Join Patty and Hudson as they cover the world renowned "Heroes and Miscreants Parade".(Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster: http://www.morningbitch.com )

DIT (Episode 4, Season1)

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:19:00 +0000

Season 1, Episode 4:It's time to end your week right with Patty Foster and Hudson Lane. Friday morning never felt so wrong...in a good way. Get ready for your weekend with THE MORNING BITCH. This week's topic: DIT

Get Fit America! (Episode 22)

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:10:31 +0000

Patty and Hudson show America who the Biggest Loser really is.Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch

The Wager (Episode 18)

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:16:36 +0000

It's a Bitchfest as Patty and Hudson argue over who has more Celebrity Friends. Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch.

What a friend we have in Baby Jesus! ...Part 1 (Episode 25)

Wed, 05 May 2010 18:40:02 +0000

Patty and Hudson find God...again.

What a friend we have in Baby Jesus! (Part 2) - The Morning Bitch: Episode 28

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:13:08 +0000

Patty and Hudson find God...again. Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch (Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster, guest starring Jack Reiling):http://www.morningbitch.com

Beaux-tox (Episode 23)

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:59:44 +0000

Patty and Hudson discuss the benefits of botch-u-lism. Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch

Most Horrific Sex Ever (Episode 20)

Wed, 05 May 2010 18:17:49 +0000

Patty and Hudson have a light, frothy conversation about lovers past.Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch (Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster:

Patty Puts the Fire in Fire Island (Episode 33)

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:23:37 +0000

Patty and Kathy Griffin's biggest fan are coming out...with a big announcement.Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch

The PETA Principle (Episode 21)

Wed, 05 May 2010 18:37:11 +0000

Patty and Hudson get to know an animal lover.

LGBT Parade (Episode 10, Season 1)

Wed, 05 May 2010 17:16:06 +0000

That's right, our latest episode is out...of the closet.Join Hudson and Patty as they cover the LGBT Parade.(Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster:

The Passion Playa (Episode 15)

Wed, 05 May 2010 17:58:36 +0000

Patty and Hudson interview a man...biblically.Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch.(Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster:

ADULT FILM Voice Over Artist (Promo for The Morning Bitch)

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:31:14 +0000

Join Nancy Colgen as she takes you behind the scenes on her job as a Voice Over Artist in the Adult Film Industry.

Meat Market (Episode 17)

Wed, 05 May 2010 18:04:13 +0000

Patty and Hudson interview a man with the tastiest meat around...mmmm. Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch.

Race Relations (Episode 1, Season 1)

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:38:39 +0000

It's time to end your week right with Patty Foster and Hudson Lane. Friday morning never felt so wrong...in a good way. Get ready for your weekend with THE MORNING BITCH. Today's Topic: Race-Relations

The 4th of July Parade! (Episode 19)

Wed, 05 May 2010 18:14:29 +0000

Patty Foster and Hudson Lane celebrate our country's independence.

Thanksgiving Day Parade (Episode 6, Season 1)

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:52:04 +0000

Patty Foster and Hudson Lane, at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, offer up a special performance.

Soft Core Porn (Episode 2, Season 1)

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:43:42 +0000

It's time to end your week right with Patty Foster and Hudson Lane. Friday morning never felt so wrong...in a good way. Get ready for your weekend with THE MORNING BITCH. This week's topic: Soft Core Porn

Miss Cinnamon Buns (aka the Ginger Stripper) Episode 13

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:23:25 +0000

Patty and Hudson interviews an inspirational winner of a local contest...at a strip club. Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch.Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster,

The Born Again Ultimatum, Part 1 (Episode 11, Season 1)

Wed, 05 May 2010 17:21:38 +0000

The Born Again Ultimatum, Part 2 (Episode 12)

Wed, 05 May 2010 19:06:40 +0000

Patty found religion...and religion found Patty...but what will become of the Morning Bitch?Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch.(Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster:

The Douchebag Challenge (Episode 14)

Wed, 05 May 2010 17:53:10 +0000

Hudson grills Patty in The Douchebag Challenge.Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch.(Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster:

LadyTips (Episode 24, The Morning Bitch)

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:30:53 +0000

Patty and Hudson interview the foremost expert on women (since the death of Wilt Chamberlain).Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch

Happy Holidays! - Ep 29: The Morning Bitch

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:43:36 +0000

Watch a thoroughly inappropriate 15 second Holiday Greeting from The Morning Bitch (and a Playboy Playmate!) http://www.morningbitch.com (guest starring the fabulous Rachael Robbins)

Spread 'Em (Episode 16)

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:30:36 +0000

Patty and Hudson find a mouth-wateringly exciting new product. Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch.Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster: http://www.morningbitch.com

Rap Music (Episode 3, Season 1)

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:43:51 +0000

A Kwanza for All Seasons (Episode 7, Season 1)

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:55:37 +0000

Patty Foster and Hudson Lane celebrate the greatest holiday of all.

Terror Alerts (Episode 5, Season 1)

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:47:09 +0000

It's time to end your week right with Patty Foster and Hudson Lane. Friday morning never felt so wrong...in a good way. Get ready for your weekend with THE MORNING BITCH.

Chinese New Year (Episode 8, Season 1)

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:59:24 +0000

Viewer Mail - The Morning Bitch: Episode 27

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:40:01 +0000

Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch (Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster:

Dangling The Carrot - The Morning Bitch: Episode 26

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:44:01 +0000

This episode: Carrot Top's brother spills the beans. Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch (Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster, guest starring James Monohan: http://www.morningbitch.com ).

Bitch of the Year, Part 1

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:22:02 +0000

Desperate for attention, Patty engineers a poll to determine the world's bitchiest person.Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch (Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster, guest starring Jack Reiling: http://www.morningbitch.com).

Bitch of the Year, Part 2

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:08:03 +0000

Now it's Hudson's turn for the glory!Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch (Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster, guest starring Chris Douros: http://www.morningbitch.com).

Too Much MSG (Episode 34)

Thu, 20 May 2010 23:34:07 +0000

The Morning Bitch invades Madison Square Garden. Join Patty and Hudson on Friday mornings on...The Morning Bitch (Starring Allison Lane and Wade Foster, guest starring Jesse Archer as Nellis Figby, Kathy Griffin's biggest fan! and Giancarlo Mariutto as Hank Turncastle: http://www.morningbitch.com )