Looking for Epic is a safe, cave like place, where we watch movies that look like they might be fun, suffer horribly, and then lash out in weeping rage. Updates should come every other Wednesday for the time being.
The third slasher movie I will watch and possible regret watching is Wes Craven's Nightmare on Elm Street, all about a cackling guy in a funny outfit who kills children by making their worst nightmares come to life. Sadly, he is not played by Tim Curry.
Now we watch a very silly movie about people traveling to the center of the earth and leaning interesting facts, like that people at the center of the earth speak perfect English, and they are ruled by pterodactyls, and that I always describe our movies with lists of three things separated by commons. Why is that?
Captain Kronos. Vampire Hunter. He's a man with a angled jaw, and a sunken chest, and string beany arms, and leaches on his back for some reason, and he smokes little tiny cigars and hangs out with a hunchback. And he kills vampires. Actually I don't think he kills any vampires but he does talk about them a lot.
Dracula AD 1972 is about Dracula, but in the year 1972 AD! I know, it sounds pretty exciting, but it's also a British movie, so unfortunately it's even lamer than you'd think. It has two guys from Star Wars, though, and some “hilarious” vampire puns. ; Not excited yet?