An AAC file with all the audio from the world's happiest weather report. (use Make iPhone Ringtone to put it on an iPhone.)
They installed a big Burning Man statue in Golden Gate Park. I hunted it down.
The music is "Rainmaker" by Seismic Anamoly. It's released under the Creative Commons attribution share-alike license. You can get it at Magnatune.
The bad thing about doing the dry-humor bits is worrying that someone will take them seriously. Especially if other bits of the same show are real.
Sprint made me a "Sprint Ambassador" and gave me a free phone (and free whatever I want on it). Feature one: the awkward camera.
Late-night coffee, accidental sex, band names, and guns.