If the term "Rock & Roll" is an old euphemism for sexual intercourse, what new term would be given to explain classic punk rock being PODCAST? Let's consider it the equivalent of your computer being so clogged with smut viruses that the hard drive won't ever work again; consider it KILLED BY PORN! Part of the GaragePunk Podcast network.
Host: Duke Eastwood & Lucy Lux
Every two months is the new every three weeks,Having your phone on Vibrate is the new having your ringer on,and New York is the new LA.
Bet you didn't think Lucy Lux had it in her but, she tied Duke Eastwood to a chair and taped his mouth shut, so he won't be around this episode to reap havoc on the airwaves. This time its Lucy's picks for the bet punk rock this side of the tracks. So listen and learn my little garagepunk minions, listen and learn...
Host: Duke EastwoodGET IT HERE NOW!!! THE KILLED BY PORN EPISODE THAT WAS TOO HOT FOR THE GARAGEPUNK.COM NETWORK!!! DOWNLOAD NOW, NOW, NOW!!!!!!!!
Duke Eastwood narrowly escaped going to jail in Louisiana before he could bring you this podcast, but he's here now with Killed By Porn #64, and until they put him behind bars for something else. Steel the Sweet Vermouth from your parents bar and be more punk.
Host: Duke EastwoodDuke comes to you from a robotrip meant to cure his case of the swine flu.You already know what it is, a collection of smooth jams to enjoy on anAutumn's day. That and this episode has some of the most retarded punk rocksongs ever recorded on it. Lick it up baby, lick it up.
Duke was riding a bike with no breaks around the city and sprained his wrist trying to skid to a stop. This episode is a millisecond by millisecond recreation of that incident. Actually more of a hydrocodone-inspired mash through his record collection, but who really cares?
Host: Duke EastwoodIt's the 60th Killed By Porn, it's also the 900th podcast to be posted on Garagepunk.com. In other words, I shouldn't have to explain this shit to you again.
Host: Duke Eastwood A dark plunge into a dark sense of humor, or just some retarded songs put end to end, Killed By Porn #59 is what you imagine it to be. But look at it this way, at least it's not what your flunky junkie friends are listening to.