Shy, introverted Chef meets Quiet, Withdrawn Wine Connoisseur. Narrated by Agoraphobic Beer Maven. Directed by Taciturn Sticker Artist who lives in his Mom's basement. Featuring Riesling in beer kegs, stray ethernet cables, and a lesson on how to gently stuff pork with herbs. Also, it's really long for this sort of thing but we do enjoy ourselves and it keeps us out of trouble.Well, it didn't keep us out of trouble this time but the fucker is reposted again. Hallelujah.In order to clear the whole Shroud Merch Table thing & make some losers at the Vatican happy we were forced to break our Dogma 69 purity but, whatever, Terroir is about VITALITY not conceptual PURITY.