Welcome to Horrible Horror, where I put my life on the line for your entertainment. This is where I, Bjarke Johansen, better known to the internet as Eshbaal take a headdive into the deep end of the pool of horrifyingly bad horror movies, be they absolutely zero-budget or entries in otherwise great franchises, be they from the 50'ies or from yesterday - if it is horrible, it is likely to get roasted here. But not only does it feature comedic reviews - there are also short "Recently Seen" videos in which I quite simply state an opinion on a recently seen horror movie if I find it interesting enough to talk about. Another feature that is still to come is the "Recommendation Round" where I will talk about a particular theme often seen in horror films, try to give my own idea of why it is as popular (or as unpopular) as it is and try to suggest or warn you against some films within that specific subgenre. Finally, again a future feature, will be something as classic as Top Ten lists over various subjects within the horror genre. So with all that said, enjoy the reviews, and once you're done - stay scared!
Figured it was time for a new one of these! Totally not an excuse to try out a new microphone either. Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at horriblehorror@gmail.com -Stay Scared
Just something I made real quick given the date. Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at horriblehorror@gmail.com - Stay Scared
Hey guys, just to make sure I am actually uploading SOMETHING here in January, I decided to mark the new year by making this little thingamajig. Hope you enjoy it. Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at horriblehorror@gmail.com - Stay Scared
Merry Christmas Happy Holidays, guys! Yes, I am FINALLY back after a lot of schoolwork... and a little surprise that you will see at the beginning of this video. I do, however, apologize for the less than amazing sound. THere is an explanation of why it is that way in the end credits, but you might want to turn your speakers up a bit. This thing has had it coming for a LONG time. Two years ago, when this show was new, I half ran out of time, half found myself so incredibly pissed that I couldn...
In our quest to cover some of the more infamous productions companies out there, we have finally reached Full Moon Entertainment - an odd company to be sure, with such astrange mix of utterly inane crap and some pretty damn fun and occasionally fairly creepy gothic horror flicks. Today is not one of those, however. Today is the most ridicilously non-arousing sex romp you're ever gonna see. I welcome you to David Decoteau's THE KILLER EYE! The Killer Eye is (C) Full Moon Entertainment Remember,...
Well, as promised, I finally return after several setbacks to bring you more fun. In the spirit of last episode, we're focusing on a couple more production companies that keep spewing out crap - this time, The Asylum gets a jab as we take a look at the atrocity that is Mega Piranha. Yeah, I count monster movies as horror most of the time, even if this doesn't always quite look like a straight out horror flick. That oughta change, however, when I take a look at Full Moon next time. I have a cou...
Well, sorry for my long absence - next review is being worked on, but here's a quick review of the recent Fright Night remake to entertain you for a while. SORRY about the very dark picture, I am still getting used to the webcam on my new laptop, and it seems to have a little trouble adjusting to what little light I have. Trying to figure out a way to make that look better. Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at horriblehorror@gmail.com - Stay Scared
Q&A time! Just me adressing a few questions I get pretty often. Hope this clears a few things up and is somewhat interesting. Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at horriblehorror@gmail.com - Stay Scared
Well, finally a new video out for all of you! This is a retrospect on my life, recounting thing sthat scared me as a child! This was never meant to be as ridicilously long as it got, but I did try to trim it down at least a little. It's not very jokey, but I hope you still find it entertaining. On the other hand, it was CONSTANTLY fucking me right the hell over with all sorts of stupid snags in the editing process, so that's why it's a little late. But oh well! (Rats! Once again, I forgot a cr...
Finally doing one of these again, after watching a damn good little movie that I have absolutely no good excuse for not having watched before. Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at horriblehorror@gmail.com Follow me on Twitter! - http://www.twitter.com/horriblehorror - Stay Scared