An American living in London who's uglified himself to proactively reduce the probability of extramarital temptations. The founding fathers would shit if they saw how much tea I drink--especially Jefferson.
The sluggish Windows 7 update pushes an impatient computer prodigy into meltdown mode. A high spec machine lay in tatters.
You claim to be a Red Wings fan, but do you know what to do with your octopus if the mighty Winged Wheel fail to score a goal or win the game?