Hungry Man Buffalo Fried Chicken Sandwich

Hungry Man says: Spicy Fried Chicken Patty Topped with Cheese on a BunAbi says: This sandwich was better than I thought it would be, but still needs a lot of help. Sure, the chicken patty delivers a nice hit of spice, and the bun is stable enough to handle 3 minutes in the microwave, but the actual texture of the chicken and the cheese are almost scary.

Ikea Swedish Meatballs

Ikea says: Nothing. Ikea doesn't write cutesy product descriptions. Abi says: There's a world of difference between microwaving and oven-heating the meatballs. If you get to choose, please bake them in the oven. If you don't get to choose, then put a little water in the dish you're using for microwaving and check your meatballs after a minute or two of cooking - that's likely all of the time they'll need.

Smart Ones Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Sundae

Smart Ones says: Low-fat cookie-flavored ice cream over a crumbly cookie crust topped with fudge sauce with cookie dough crumbles Abi says: I'm not sure I can ever again convince myself to purchase a Smart Ones frozen dessert. Sure, the cookie dough was the same as every other mass-produced 'safe' cookie dough, but the ice cream was a glutinous goo that stuck to my gums.

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Archer Farms Chocolate Lava Cake

Archer Farms says: Decadent new chef-created desserts from Archer Farms are guaranteed crowd-pleasers. Made with only the finest ingredients, this rich, dark chocolate cake has a warm molten chocolate center for the ultimate, restaurant-quality treat. Just heat and serve for the perfect ending to any meal.Abi says: Sadly, this is my least preferred type of chocolate lava cake. I'm not even sure I'd call that lava.

Kid Cuisine Spaghetti with Mini Meatballs: Video...

Kid Cuisine says: It’s awesome! Everyone loves spaghetti. Twist it, twirl it, sprinkle it, and slurp it. There are lots of ways to eat spaghetti, so your child will have fun eating it his or her way. This meal is an excellent source of protein and fiber and a good source of seven vitamins and minerals. It contains Spaghetti with Premium Beef Mini Meatballs, Corn, Chocolate Brownie, Parmesan Cheese Packet.Abi says: It isn’t often one encounters a meal that can also serve as a murder weapon.

Lean Cuisine Pasta Romano with Bacon

Lean Cuisine says: Delicate bow tie pasta in a flavorful fire roasted tomato sauce with smoky bacon and topped with Romano cheese. Abi says: I'm pretty sure I say 'pancetta' 14 times during this review. Also, could I be more awkward on camera? Possibly!

Healthy Choice Meatloaf

Healthy Choice says: Comfort food's all-star: Meat loaf and savory brown gravy with creamy mashed potatoes, green beans, and apple-cranberry crisp deliver 15 grams of protein.Abi says: I tend to stay far away from highly processed meat products. In this instance, Healthy Choice reminds me why that's a good survival strategy.

Kid Cuisine Deep Sea Adventure Fish Sticks Video...

Kid Cuisine says: Just when you thought it was safe to finish the fish sticks -da dum, da dum - along come our fruit Gummy Shark Snacks. A whale of a meal!Abi says: This meal wasn’t so much a lunch as an act of vengeance. If you’ve been doing some sinning lately (Fat Tuesday festivities and poor voting choices on Super Tuesday both come to mind), you could always choose this meal as part of a Friday Lenten penance. It must be worth at least 40 Hail Marys.

Lunchables Mini Tacos Video Review

Lunchables says: Lunchables Mini Tacos includes three soft flour tortillas and seasoned ground beef in taco sauce, Capri Sun 100% Fruit Juice and Wonka Nerds artificially flavored cherry candies.Abi says: $2.50 is a lot to pay for a Capri Sun, some Nerds and lost dignity. I didn’t know that ground beef could be so finely pureed, which is good to know if I ever have the combination of a feeding tube and a hamburger craving.