Tired of those vapid, meaningless pop songs being played ad nauseum on the airwaves? Listen to the glories of all things cock! Coming soon from Destiny's Productions.
He does not forgive. He does not forget. He has over 9000 inches of penis and it is getting off to video game characters
Ever wonder about the birds and the bees? Struggle with seductive tactics? Get your answers from the man with the sure cock!
The circle-jerk continues! Now with more camera-mugging, ego-boosting action!
I can't believe it: New content... and it only took me fourteen months to make! This is merely a test pilot for something I had on the backburner for a while (and finally had the motivation to do ). The first target being a "comedy" that's been deserving of something like this for a while. If you know what's good for you, complain about it so I can retreat from the internet once again.
Mankind has always striving to innovate and create new products to improve the living standard of humanity. But there comes a time when the innovation must stop. This is one of the many Innovations Of Failure.
The second review in the "Unholy Trilogy" of ports made by Electronic Arts in the early 1990's. Come for the "funny," stay for the hideous attempts at fake difficulty.
Another Electronic Arts staple of the 90's which, unlike its other sports titles, has aged as well as milk has.
The second lump of coal in the form of a "revival" of Half-Assed Theatre. In an intense world where fanboys of every system are at each other's throats (especially the PS3), what the best method of healing such tension? Why, the Sioux tribe, of course. The footage used for the "debate" is from "Dances with Wolves (1990)," a solid movie which, if you don't know what this is, is like "Avatar" but in the Civil War-era.
The first "gift" (i.e. lump of coal) to the public for Christmas. This being an old "review" I released over a year ago on an alt account, but removed for what should be very obvious reasons. NOTE: The voice cloak was used in a vain attempt to try and mask my identity at the time of release. Guess how well that turned out.