I'm a drunk kayaker who tells you things you did not know about NATURE. New Episodes every Friday.
As a special treat I present to you the official music video for Delaware's "Vessel on a Choppy Sea" Art, animation and direction by sHANE tEA fRENCH.
And now for the thrilling conclusion!!!! The alcohol continues to flow (and litter continues to pile up) as Lifevest loses control of the final expedition of 2009. WARNING: THE MIDDLE PORTION OF THIS VIDEO WAS GUEST-EDITED BY A CRACK ADDICTED, PEDERAST MONKEY.
The second part of the continuing saga of The Producer's second visit with LIFEVEST. A little confusing, no? This'll make it easier: Here's Part 1: http://blip.tv/file/2800731 . Watch that, then watch this episode and see The Producers (Chum & Big D), with spiritual advisor Dingy and his follower Trick get wet and wild, shotgun a beer, live tweet and make a visit to mysterious PEE Island.
This one's going up a day late but is definitely NOT a dollar short. We could blame the holidays but really it was the spiked egg nog. Nevertheless LIFEVEST! travelled to the zooquarium recently and taught the, so-called, animalists there a thing or two about species identification and dropped a few fun facts along the way.
Check out the hilarious stuff that didn't make the final cut of the Cape Cod episode!
LIFEVEST risks life and limb traveling deep into the heart of darkness on the CT River. His travels take him to "Boinkers Beach" and "In Utero Cove" where he converts natives, OT & Piddle, to join his cult with the ramblings of a mad-man. Remember, Charlie don't kayak-surf!
Lifevest finds the SEX in Essex, CT.
The third, and final trailer announcing Lifevest's move to new-episode-Tuesday. Ironically this is going live on Wednesday. I live on the edge. Make sure to catch up on all of the previous episodes in this "off" week.
Lifevest takes a rare day off to nurse a monster hangover and heads down to the local watering hole to watch some pigs swim. He even gets lucky and picks up one of the hot little porkers to share his bed with.
The Producers (Big D and Chum) have returned to check in on Lifevest and this time they've brought, Dingy and Trick, to give some spiritual guidance to Lifevest on the high seas... If they can make it to the water.