What do you mean, "My generation"? I was using my thumb long before you even grew one, missy! I had thumb puppets. My fairytales were full of thumbtoons - Little Jack Horner, Thumbalina, and something about a little dutch boy and a dyke. Maybe I'm being oversensetive but frankly dear, my thumb don't give a damn!

Now, don't go giving me the stink eye cuz I'ld hate for the checkout girl to catch the rebound.

So lobsters who text are more likely to be politically active? What sort of political activism is this? Lobsters Texting Against Being Boiled and Eaten? Do cell phones even work in salt water? I think those lobsters are taking a big risk in even coming out of the water to do the texting. Or are they the condemned lobsters firing off one last message before being boiled and eaten. So many questions...

Political activism! Whohooo! Lots of love from 9/11 Truth Norway!