Luke and the gang return for the final chapter in the Star Wars story that unfortunately also has more of Lucas monkeying with the storytelling. There's sex offender slugs, light-saber shenanigans and a legion of Imperial soldiers humbled by abominable, primitive Ewoks. Oh yeah, and the Empire just folds up shop at the end for no good reason.
Cynical, satiristic, and brutally honest approach to movie reviews of yesterday. Because sometimes the horse still has a heartbeat...