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ep14- The Running Man ( 1987 )
14:47
Apr 16, 2013
The big Austrian himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, returns for a dystopian science fiction spectacle that has goofy gladiators, a game show host, and a female lead with a curi...
ep13- PUMP up the VOLUME ( 1990 )
08:43
Jun 9, 2012
A reminder to those of us who are around 40 that we too were once rebellious, foul-mouthed, horny little bastards. Pump Up The Volume was one of the last gasps at Generation...
ep12- Incredible Hulk Returns ( 1988 )
11:15
Mar 29, 2012
The Incredible Hulk Returns was the last gasp at the classic franchise. In hindsight, it should have instead been taken out back and shot in the head.
ep11- Delta Force ( 1986 )
11:19
Mar 20, 2012
Chuck Norris may be able to unscramble an egg, use gunpowder for pepper, and divide by zero. Yet even the power of Chuck and his mighty beard are not enough to save Delta Fo...
ep10- The Next Karate Kid ( 1994 )
11:11
Mar 9, 2012
Pat Morita reprises his role as Yoda in the third and final installment of the original Karate Kid trilogy. The big difference is Hillary Swank replacing Ralph Macchio as Mi...
ep9- KISS: Phantom of the Park ( 1978 )
08:36
Mar 5, 2012
KISS: The Phantom of the Park is the physical embodiment of a true sellout. This episode also features very special guest color commentator, the ULTIMATE WARRIOR to help mak...
ep8- Tremors ( 1990 )
07:37
Feb 24, 2012
Cheesy, mid-budget movie that presents the monster of the month. And oh yeah...it's AWESOME!!
ep7- Clone Wars ( 2008 )
08:50
Feb 18, 2012
Cone Wars the movie delivers big. On boredom.
ep6- Transformers the Movie ( 1986 )
07:54
Feb 3, 2012
Before the junkyard that was the Michael Bay movies, there was the original Transformers Movie in 1986. And to be fair it's not that bad. But is it for kids? Not even remote...
ep5- REVIEW of the JEDI
14:04
Jan 15, 2012
Luke and the gang return for the final chapter in the Star Wars story that unfortunately also has more of Lucas monkeying with the storytelling. There's sex offender slugs, ...
ep4- How the Grinch Stole Christmas ( 2000 )
06:48
Dec 16, 2011
And unforgivably horrible retelling of a children's book based upon the sad life of a green-haired mutant overlooking a town of genetically altered freaks who taunt him ever...
ep3- THE BLACK HOLE ( 1979 )
10:03
Dec 7, 2011
The ingredients are all there, but the Black Hole remains unable to become a true classic.
Cynical, satiristic, and brutally honest approach to movie reviews of yesterday. Because sometimes the horse still has a heartbeat...
