Just a guy with a camera. And a serious problem with bad Kid flicks. And other flicks that people keep making him watch.
Am I crazy? Am I nuts? Am I a Tolkien purist who probably speaks elvish? No, no, and yes to the first part. This is not a case of What we got was garbage. This is a case of what we got was McDonald's, when we could have had a Gourmet Burger at LEAST...
This movie is flat out offensive. Eddie, You used to be able to do these jokes. But then you decided that mocking the poor and defenseless was more funny than mocking those who behave badly.
Something about this movie... made me feel, rather strangely. Naaaah...
For the first time, I cover a CURRENT movie. And a movie with a cult following too... I'm just ASKING to be either trolled or sued, ain't I?
This is by far the WORST Barbie movie ever made. They just keep sinking. Can it get worse than this? Only if they got Freidberg and Seltzer to direct one.
Jamie Kennedy is like what Freidberg and Seltzer would create if they were trying to parody Seth Green. So... do I even need to DESCRIBE how bad this movie is?
The real title requires TOO much damn time to type.
Remind me why the HELL I do reviews in the first place?
Central Message of ALL Barbie movies: Celebrity and money means that you can solve all your problems. Remember this... And weep for the future.
Is there a film so bad, so horrible, that it will cause two nemeses to put aside their differences? Yes. Yes there is.
