STANDUP COMEDY ****Why people with birthday's in December get screwed. ****How to make yourself look taller in holiday pictures. *****Why this is the time of year I speak B.T.-(Burned Tongue) after drinking hot coffee that has burned my tongue. ******Why this is the time of year people disrespect the cold weather by wearing, flip flops, shorts and tank tops in freezing weather. ******How to do your own free/informal public opinion poll to see how popular you are. ******What if you have to reincarnate because you did not have the right number of people at your funeral? What that experience would be like for me. STREET COMEDY 1) Woman singing seductive cop song. 2) Going to the strip club. 3) Portland visitors from Oklahoma have a Portland Gay experience. 4) A woman's expectations. 5) Spending the night in a Mexican jail. 6) What do Jehova Witness and tweekers have in common? 7) Topless Pedicab story. 8) Women, men and communication joke. 9) Cornhusker joke. 10) Her clean up job as a bank employee. 11) What do you call a cow with 2 legs? 12) Where do you find a dog with no legs? 13) What do you call a cow with no legs? 14) Where does a lady with one leg work? 15) Cannibals and clown joke. 16) Why this group can't tell a joke or funny story. 17) What do you call a cow when it gives a calf? 18) What's the difference between a brunette and a washing machine? 19) Portland beggars are choosy story. 20) Why Tiger Woods won an Environmentalist award. DANCE (with me or kick back and watch)
Enjoy hilarious stand up comedy from David Little. Watch riveting street comedy as David Little fishes the streets of Portland, Oregon's unique "Keep Portland Weird" culture for funny jokes or stories from party people out on the town. Dance with David Little or kick back and watch his body language bounce to the beats of popular club music.