David Little's Short Laughs Episode 9 Season 10

***************STANDUP COMEDY******************* *****Sexual networking in the bar. *****My foreplay lips story. *****Romance killers. *****Aeorisol Viagra for women. *****Aeorisol caffenine for evil bus drivers who hate their jobs. *****Employees who come to work very sick to infect us like zombies in a scary movie. *****Why Michelle Obama should also help the Secret Service protect President Barack Obama. ************STREET COMEDY************************************************ *****1) Why did the Indians live here first. *****2) Jewish dude tells Jewish joke. *****3) What did the DJ name his son? *****4) Why didn't Neil Armstrong talk to Buz Aldren on their way back from the moon? *****5) Fat women in denial story. *****6) Why can't Melons marry? *****7) What did the egg say to the boiling water? *****8) Skateboard dude pulled over by a cop story. *****9) On her way to a Gay bar. ****10) Red bull gives you wings joke. ****11) Zoo story. ****12) Man who wanted to be saved by God joke. ****13) Chick with boob advice? ****14) Cat hat joke. ****15) What do you call a nosey pepper? ****16) The bar joke. ****17) How does Lady Ga Ga like her steak? ****18) Horse joke. ****19) How do you wake up Lady Ga Ga? ****20) Where do gingerbread men sleep? ******************STAND UP*************************************** *****Why a majority of Americans fit the new definition of being a Muslim. *****Why some Christians play hooky from Church. *****Mom using church as punishment. *****President Obama addresses critics.