David Little's Short Laughs Episode 3 Season 11

**************STAND UP COMEDY**************** *****Lady & rock story. *****How I celebrate Earth Day: I don't drive a car and I recycle water by peeing outside. *****Why women are superior to men. *****Overpopulation solution: Sexicide Why Earth Day reminds me of my 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Sharp, Librarians as "Noise Bouncers", and Ringtone noise polluters. In my imaginary story, Mother Nature deploys Mrs. Sharp and Librarian Noise Bouncers to handle a dude with an out of control ringtone causing noise pollution to the environment. **********STREET COMEDY*************************** *****1) What did Jeffrey Daumer say to Lorena Bobbit? Why are they taking all the orange juice off the shelves? *****2) Why do you call a hillbilly family reunion? *****3) Why a non-violent birthday chick was kicked out of a club with all of her female friends? *****4) Why 2 non-violent chicks were kicked out of the club? *****5) What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? *****6) Why was the gun sad? *****7) LaBron James new cell phone joke. *****8) High heels off in her purse-barefoot fashion. *****9) Chicks with high heel advice. ****10) Bush joke. ****11) What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? ****12) Why do hot women have such clean vaginas? ****13) What happened when 2 peanuts were walking across the street? Why were the strawberry's sad? ****14) How do you turn soup into gold? ****15) What do you call 2 mushrooms who walk into a bar? ****16) Dress code criminals. ****17) Ti speaking chick asks me to dance with her in Ti. ****18) His hemorrhoid story. ****19) English, Scottish, Irish dude joke. ****20) Girlfriend urination story. ****21) Mammogram joke.. ****22) A D.J.'s funny chick story. ****23) Kid and grandpa joke. *********DANCE(with me or kick back and watch)***************