David Little's Short Laughs Episode 2 Season 10

***************STANDUP COMEDY******************************** Why Donald Trump decided to re-enter the Republican Presidential primary? My funny New Year's Resolutions that deal with diet, exercise, sex, and I.D. documentation. What would Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. say if he were alive about how we treat one another and marriage? What if Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was an animal rights activist for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? ************STREET* COMEDY******************************************* *****1) What comes out of a penis when it's hard? *****2) Dude impresses ladies with hammer and nail. *****3) Group of ladies with shoes off. *****4) Daddy joke. How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? *****5) Her shoeless interview. *****6) Iraq soldier funny story. *****7) Ladies with shoe advice. *****8) His secret to keeping his lady hanging on. *****9) What does a gay horse eat? What does a lesbian horse eat? ****10) King's daughter story. ****11) Ode to Ovaltine. ****12) Her plans to get laid tonight story (pt 1) ****13) Her plans to get laid tonight story (pt 2) ****14) What is Viagra made out of? ****15) Fire hat lady story. ****16) Cocoa butter story. ****17) Female toilet bowl confessions. ****18) Comedian on his car & country song lyrics. ****19) Bear story. ****20) Dog's face to glass story. ****21) What does Bruce Lee order when he goes to Burger King? ***22) Why do they bury people who drink too much deeper than others? ****23) How is hunting a sport if the other team does not know what's going on? ***********DANCE (with me or kick back and watch)**********