David Little's Short Laughs Episode 11 Season 10

****************STANDUP COMEDY********************* ******What does it mean that Portland leads the nation in on-line hook-ups? ******Why Atheist now believe in God. ******Getting laid off or fired. ******Being poor and being Blackula. ******As kids, ways we got out of doing the dishes and adult techniques for dodging doing the dishes. ****************STREET COMEDY***************************************** *****1) Ladies night plans for St. Patrick's Day. *****2) How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb? *****3) Gumby & Cinderella joke. *****4) Limerick joke. *****5) Her tattoo stories. *****6) What do you call a bear with no teeth? *****7) What did the zero say to the eight? *****8) Why can little boys run faster than little girls? *****9) Sausage joke. ****10) What's red and smells like blue paint? ****11) Male chivalry. ****12) Dude hit by a chick story. ****13) What's the difference between beer and his ex-girlfriend? ****14) Her date from hell story. ****15) Taxi sex. ****16) Hospital story. ****17) Midget joke. ****18) What do Elves use to make sandwiches? ****19) Cat joke. ****20) Little dog as babe magnet. ****21) Ladies shoe interview. *********DANCE(with me or kick back and watch)********************