David Little's Short Laughs Episode 10 Season 9

STAND UP COMEDY **********Audience birthday sex wish. **********Remix of civil rights "We Shall Overcome" song with a twist of Occupy Wall Street values flavor. **********Marital Blitz true story of a woman who had a gruesome Halloween style illegal marital separation plan of action---beware of a woman's wrath. ***********How Steep Is Your Love? Would you break the fall of your significant other if you were on the ground and they had to jump out of a burning high rise building window? ***********Survey results on legalizing pot or not???? ***********Herman Cain's airport homeland security program called 9...9...9... Canines on Your Behind. ***********What does Will Smith and President Obama have in common? Potential movie titles where Will Smith plays President Obama. Will Smith performs new song for new movie with audience participation. Will Smith's view about success. ***********President Obama gives on of his best speeches seasoned with humor in the beginning and inspiration in the end. ******************STREET COMEDY******************************* 1) Ladies night out with advice for guys who want to attract them? 2) Gmail password joke. 3) Chick report on what happened on the dance floor in the club. 4) Why don't Iraq women want to sleep with American soldiers? 5) Iraq deployment story. 6) Seattle white women looking for tall black Portland men. 7) A dying breed called Black Republicans. 8) Why did the fish get kicked out of school? 9) What do you call a White guy on fire? 10) Funny Thanksgiving stuffing joke. 11) Breast feeding joke. 12) What do you call a Gay milkman? 13) Sex option joke. ***************DANCE (with me or kick back and watch)*************** **********