David Little's Short Laughs Episode 10 Season 10

***********************STANDUP COMEDY********************************** *******Laughter and farting ******Queen of England ---Royal Farts ******Ninja farts (silent & deadly to your nostrils) ******Time change adjustment of losing an hour of sleep feels like labor pains with birth of the first hour of everyday. ******The horror of realizing your significant other is not a morning person when you wake her up for the first time. ******Alarm clocks of the future will be robots. ******Earthquake preparedness month and how I plan to prepare for a potential tsunami. ************STREET COMEDY******************** *****1) Urination nationality joke. *****2) Swedish speaking English joke. *****3) Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella? *****4) Snail joke. *****5) Female financial surgery joke. *****6) Do you know why Seagulls live by the sea? *****7) Panda Bear joke. *****8) What do you call a nun that's sleepwalking? Knock knock joke. *****9) What did one mushroom say to the other? ****10) Birthday celebration, nipples, & 12 pack. ****11) Why isn't your nose 12 inches long? ****12) Apple joke. ****13) Pedicab player dude. ****14) Recreation of Chris Tucker's movie called Fridays. ****15) Wife joke. ****16) What's the best time to go to the dentist? ****17) What do cops put on their sunburn? ****18) Cheerio's story. ****19) The rope joke. ****20) What do you get when you cross a cheese burger with a cheetah? ****21) Randy Quaid look alike story. ****22) Six year anniversary. ****23) Bank robber joke. ****24) What did the stomach say to the burp? *******DANCE(with me or kick back and watch)*****