**********************STANDUP COMEDY******************************* Ever lie to your relatives through holiday long distance phone calls because they were too far away to verify? Long distance lies I told my Mother. Life of a Temp. Worker and those who have it worse (ie. 911 callers). Tragically funny 911 calls from the sick and twisted mind of David Little. ***************STREET*COMEDY**************************************** ****1) Who killed Captain Crunch? *****2) Daughter, 3 dates, prom joke. *****3) 12 Pack Birthday. *****4) Haven's tatoo and anal story. *****5) Pedicab driver by night, School Counselor by day story. *****6) First day on the job story. *****7) Ladies shoe interview. *****8) Studderer joke. *****9) Cinderella joke. ****10) Fashion interview. ****11) What's a rapper's favorite toy? ****12) Ladies after party plans. ****13) What did one saggy boob say to the other? ****14) Yogurt moisturizer story. ****15) Elvis impersonator. ****16) Chicken and egg joke. ****17) Grey Goose and Orange Soda story. ****18) 3 lies of a cowboy joke. ****19) Women's strip club review and a freaky fantasy. ****20) What's brown and sticky? ************DANCE (with me or kick back and watch)*****************
Enjoy hilarious stand up comedy from David Little. Watch riveting street comedy as David Little fishes the streets of Portland, Oregon's unique "Keep Portland Weird" culture for funny jokes or stories from party people out on the town. Dance with David Little or kick back and watch his body language bounce to the beats of popular club music.