The Too Many Candidate Blues Woke up this mornin' I turned on the tube Saw 10 white guys in black suits All lookin' like rich boobs I got the too many candidate blues They said they was runnin' To be our president There's so many I'm hopin' Some'll give up for lent I got the too many candidate blues Lyrics: Phil Johnson Music: Tom Manzi Editing: Steve Garfield Less