Coffee is for Closers (starring Karen Black, Easy Rider, Five Easy Pieces) dials into the mysterious world of telemarketing, where nothing is what i...
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Episode 1, 'Welcome to Hollywood'
04:25
Jun 28, 2012
A happy-go-lucky young Kansas boy, ‘Patrick’, arrives in Hollywood to follow his dreams of becoming a famous movie actor. He gets shaken-down by a fast talking tranny, hustl...
Episode 2, 'Patrick Gets An Agent'
06:18
Jun 28, 2012
After striking out at his first audition, Patrick’s luck turns around when he meets ‘Joe’ the agent loitering backstage at the theatre. Joe enlightens Patrick to the tricky ...
Episode 3, 'Living the Dream'
03:27
Jul 9, 2012
Patrick goes to the ‘Specialty Film Shoot’ as per instruction from his new agent ‘Joe’, only to find out that the location is a seedy hotel. He reassures himself that ‘he ca...
Episode 4, 'Hurry Up And Wait'
04:36
Jul 16, 2012
After spending the night in an alley with a bum named ‘Harry’, Patrick finds an ad for a telemarketing job catering to actors with its so-called ‘Theatre of the Mind.’ Patri...
Episode 5, 'Coffee is for Closers' featuring Karen Black
05:37
Jul 23, 2012
Patrick meets the rest of the office mates at Phone Services, Inc. including: Carol the sultry seventy-something aspiring starlet, Wendy the Actress/Model/Event Planner and ...
Episode 6, 'The Interview'
03:53
Aug 5, 2012
Patrick has his big job interview with Shaun, the tough gruff boss of Phone Services Inc. He is forced to answer some strange questions in order to prove his worth as a pote...
Episode 7, 'Guns for the blind'
05:10
Aug 31, 2012
Patrick gets his first taste of the phones as he tries to raise money for one of PSI's 'tough accounts', a charity that provides firearms for sight challenged youths. Coffee...
Episode 8, Theater of the Mind - featuring Karen Black
02:59
Oct 1, 2012
After a string of rejections on the phone, Patrick decides to get some sales coaching from Spike and ends up trying to juggle the respective styles of Carol and Ted as well,...
Episode 9 - Have a Nice Life
02:20
Nov 25, 2012
After a series of painful refusals on the phone, Patrick learns his job is at stake if he doesn't make a sale by the end of the day.
Coffee is for Closers (starring Karen Black, Easy Rider, Five Easy Pieces) dials into the mysterious world of telemarketing, where nothing is what it seems to be on the other end of the telephone-line. Watch as the respective worlds of struggling actors, hardcore telemarketers and controversial social issues collide in a colorful landscape that parodies the Hollywood and political myths of our time.