Cinematic Excrement
About this original series
A humorous take on the worst that Hollywood has to offer.
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Category
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# Episodes
42 episodes -
Rating
TV-UN
Episodes of Cinematic Excrement
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Episode 29: 3 Ninjas High Noon At Mega Mountain
The 3 Ninjas and Hulk Hogan. It's a match made in heaven!
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Season / Episode
S. 3 / Ep. 4
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Release date
Apr 15, 2012
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Runtime
26:05
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VLOG 3-28-12: The Hunger Games
"The Death Games" would probably be more accurate, though not nearly as marketable.
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Release date
Mar 28, 2012
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Runtime
14:56
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Episode 28: Conan The Destroyer
He crushed his enemies, saw them driven before him, and heard the lamentations of the people who paid to see this crap.
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Season / Episode
S. 3 / Ep. 3
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Release date
Mar 24, 2012
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Runtime
24:02
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VLOG 3-12-12: John Carter
I ramble for 20 minutes or so about Disney's John Carter, with comparisons to the Asylum's Princess of Mars.
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Release date
Mar 13, 2012
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Runtime
23:23
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Episode 6 commentary: Princess of Mars
Commentary on Princess of Mars review
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Release date
Mar 11, 2012
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Runtime
21:46
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Episode 27: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Oh dear god, they're breeding!
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Season / Episode
S. 3 / Ep. 2
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Release date
Feb 28, 2012
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Runtime
26:50
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Episode 26: Bloodrayne
A terrible vampire movie and a video game adaptation. There's a winning combination if ever I saw one.
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Season / Episode
S. 3 / Ep. 1
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Release date
Jan 31, 2012
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Runtime
18:48
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Top 10 Movies of 2011
Disclaimer: This top 10 list is based solely on my personal opinion. If you disagree, that's fine. You are naturally entitled to your own opinion, no matter how wrong it may be. ;) Also, I haven't seen every movie that was released this year, so if my list is missing something you expected to see, chances are I just didn't see it...or I did and I didn't like it as much as you did.
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Release date
Jan 9, 2012
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Runtime
10:01
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Episode 25: Deck the Halls
'Tis the season, but I ain't jolly.
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Season / Episode
S. 2 / Ep. 13
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Release date
Dec 22, 2011
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Runtime
23:34
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