Cinematic Excrement
About this original series
A humorous take on the worst that Hollywood has to offer.
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# Episodes
35 episodes -
Rating
TV-UN
Episodes of Cinematic Excrement
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Episode 26: Bloodrayne
A terrible vampire movie and a video game adaptation. There's a winning combination if ever I saw one.
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Release date
Jan 31, 2012
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Runtime
18:48
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Top 10 Movies of 2011
Disclaimer: This top 10 list is based solely on my personal opinion. If you disagree, that's fine. You are naturally entitled to your own opinion, no matter how wrong it may be. ;) Also, I haven't seen every movie that was released this year, so if my list is missing something you expected to see, chances are I just didn't see it...or I did and I didn't like it as much as you did.
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Release date
Jan 9, 2012
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Runtime
10:01
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Episode 25: Deck the Halls
'Tis the season, but I ain't jolly.
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Release date
Dec 22, 2011
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Runtime
23:34
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Episode 24: Dark of the Moon
Anyone else think the title is missing something? Dark SIDE of the Moon, perhaps? Maybe Pink Floyd already had it trademarked.
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Release date
Dec 13, 2011
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Runtime
28:33
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Episode 23: Revenge of the Fallen
Racist robots, annoying humans, middle-aged man-ass, and death reduced to a minor inconvenience. It's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen!
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Release date
Nov 22, 2011
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Runtime
29:01
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Episode 22: Transformers
Heroic Autobots, evil Decepticons, stupid humans.
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Release date
Oct 24, 2011
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Runtime
24:13
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Episode 21: Krull
Aliens? In my '80s fantasy film? It's more likely than you think!
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Release date
Sep 27, 2011
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Runtime
23:55
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VLOG 9/7/2011: Warrior
Sadly this has nothing to do with the insanity of Jim Helwig, but it was a damned good movie.
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Release date
Sep 7, 2011
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Runtime
14:21
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Episode 20: The King Of Fighters
Oh goodie, another video game adaptation.
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Release date
Aug 28, 2011
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Runtime
24:03
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