Originally released March 19, 2009 LYRICS: You beat the game, yeah, dude you were supreme But I hate to inform you it was all just a dream (Yes really) You stayed up late, you played until your thumbs bled, but it was all just made up in homeboy's head. Was Mega Man 2 all a dream? (No) A Boy and His Blob all a dream? (No) We won't get back all the hours we played, Now we feel empty and betrayed (Ouch, my feelings) There was no password and no stage select Just a couple of warps and two continues protected us We had to work to make this cartridge our bitch But we fell into the classic bait and switch (Oughrw) Mario 1, all a dream? (No) Mario 3, all a dream? (No) Mario 2's the black sheep of the bunch How could that be? I have a hunch... Mario 2, you're enjoyable, yes You're both grueling and fun, you put us kids to the test, for sure But the game ends on such a cop-outty note, Whoever's idea that was can lick my scrote Lickedy lick on my scrote... (la la la la la la la) Lickedy lick on my scrote... (Kee kee koo koo kee kee koo) La la la la, la la la, la la la... Lickedy lick upon my scrote... brentalfloss now appearing on ScrewAttack ...bitches.