Nintendohemian Rhapsody

Buy the mp3 at http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com !

Very special thanks to everyone who helped make this video a reality! :) ------------------------------------
LYRICS:
Is this the real life, or 8-bit fantasy? These classic games are my escape from reality Blow on the cart, insert and press start with me PAT: I love Nintendo BRENT: It is no mystery PAT: Because it's Mega Man BOTH: Mario PAT: Little Mac, BOTH: And Nemo PAT: When I play Nintendo, it's so very special to me... BRENT: To me ...Mama, just lost again. It was nice, but then I died, and I can't find the strategy guide PAT: Mama, the game had just begun But now I've gone and thrown the fun away! BRENT: Mama... ooh... I think I made the princess cry... PAT: When I come home right after school tomorrow I'll game on till the dawn, because Sega doesn't matter Too late, my lives are gone Nintendo Power's got no tips And that game counselor's a dick I bought new controllers, but nothing helps BRENT: And slow mo makes the pain just hurt much more Mama, ooo-ooooh, PAT: When we play Nintendo BRENT: I want to beat this game! PAT: I'd use a Game Genie, but that's so freakin' lame! BRENT: I see a little guy is he an extra man? SCARY GAMES: Silly Douche! Silly douche! You'll get no extra man, no! PAT: Crazy difficulty, feels like you're insulting me! BRENT: Old Nintendo! PAT: Old Nintendo! BRENT: Used to beat it! PAT: We were ten though! SCARY: Games were harder then, you know! BOTH: Oh is that so?! (oh-oh-oh-oh) BRENT: I'm a decent gamer, why is this not easy? SCARY GAMES: You're just a loser and you suck, verily! Can't beat a game from back when you were three! PAT: Is there no easy mode? Or a secret code? SCARY GAMES: Bad Ga-mah No! You'll get no cheating code! PAT: Eat a toad! SCARY GAMES: Lame Gamer! There is no easy mode! BOTH: What a load! SCARY GAMES: Bad Gamer! There is no easy mode! BRENT: Easy mode! SCARY GAMES: There's no secret code! PAT: Secret code! SCARY GAMES: Never, never, never there's no code PAT & BRENT: Oh, what's the code oh oh oh! SCARY GAMES: NO, NO EASY MODES, OR CODES! BRENT: (As Mario) Oh Mamma Mia! Mamma mia! SCARY GAMES: ASK YOUR MAMA FOR A CODE! PAT: Miyamoto, will you ever make it easy for me? BRENT: For me? PAT: For meeeeeeee?! ...So you think you can punch me and blacken my eye? BRENT: So you think that your demon will leave me to die?! PAT: Nooooooo, Wily! Can't do this to me Wily! BRENT: Just gotta play on! Just gotta play on without fear! BOTH: Ooh yeah! Ooh yeah! BRENT: 8-bit games aren't easy, anyone can see PAT: Time to play the next one, prove I'm a real gamer ... to me BOTH: When we play Nintendo...