Originally released November 11, 2009 A more rockin' and higher-quality version of this song is available on the brentalfloss CD! Get it on iTunes: http://itunes.com/brentalfloss You can also get it for cheap on Bandcamp: http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Bored? Check out BRENTALFLOSS: THE COMIC! http://brentalfloss.com/comic Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/brentalfloss And like my Facebook page! http://j.mp/brentalfacebook LYRICS I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives I look different in this game, (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope) I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down. In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R. Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever or the chills Take off your pants... good, now let's see... turn your head and cough... okay, now do me. Please? Does it hurt to pee? (No.) Is it hard to see? (No.) I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.) You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis You need red and blue pill doses! You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of menengitis) Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs. Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever or the chills! Take it Floss! (Piano solo by a handsome bald man) Dr. Mario!