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Greenhouse Effect easily dominate the Internet with the catchy emo rock song BRANDY and lots of others too ,... but it is the 'fun' of 'marketing strategys' and 'linking' that sets G.e. apart from other bands ,..nevermind the revolutionary songwriting hooks in tracks like "It ain't easy" and the "Magic Man' that blow the other bands away !!!!!!!!!!!!Says Jeff Snowe, the bands once manager of long ago; "If Clark Hagins had the technology of the internet and cyberspace in 1992 and 91, "His band" would have been the big thing and THE ONLY THING,....YOU give a genius like Clark the Shark Hagins a trick or two or things like the Internet and he will TAKE OVER THE WHOLE FUCKING PLANET !! THIS GUY HAS THE ABILITY to turn your mind into a SLAVE,...IF YOU LISTEN AND WATCH BRANDY and 'It ain't easy' just a little too much,...they're gonna become your favorite songs,...G.E. 'IS' GOING TO BE YOUR FAVORITE BAND - THESE GUYS ARE 'THAT' CATCHY and 'that' infectuous of hook writers !! hey,..this stuff is fun - You 'will' love g.e. ,..and now millions do !! .....And true to their word, BRANDY effortlessly hooks one into submission,...this catchy little three minute song knows just where to give you a shot to the kidneys but can also pull the tears right outta yer eyes too - it tuggs at yer heart !! ,..but ya gotta hear the "Magic Man" toothe lyrics;'my mothers a school teachershe pulls in about 300 a week , my mothers in charge of shaping tomorrows reality - the magic mans a ballplayer - he pulls in millions,..the magic mans in charge of puttin' a ball in a hole "The evolutionary 'G.e. sound' was a case-study of 'constant change' ,...where-as alot of emo and alternative rock bands run out of ideas and sound boring, G.e. never do !! The fixed rigid environment of the INTERNET was taylor made for G.e. and the talents of Phil Keegan on guitar (Dr. Phil) and Clark hagins use cyberspace to their full advantage as they 'disarm' the masses,..setting G.e. apart from countless bands ; "We got better songs THAN EVERYBODY ELSE ! - " says Clark Hagins "It doesn't matter who you are,...whether or not you are Panic at the Disco or Coldplay or Arctic Monkeys or My Chemical or Paramore,...we beat them ALL hands down,....and we have some deadly qualities to us - theres no way people can say that we suck,..because WE WERE AROUND WAY WAY BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE !! WE WERE AROUND BEFORE MOST OF TODAYS BANDS WERE EVEN BORN !! WE'RE A VERY VERY TOUGH BAND TO DISS,...the rest of the world rarely tries to,...about the 'only people' who dare try to criticize G.e. are our beloved folks back in our own hometown ; the "South Bay" area of Redondo beach and Torrance California - WHITE SUBURBIA,....AND THESE DAYS,...they don't dare try to put us down too much either anymore,....its pretty fuckin' hard to sit there and try to put down the band thats like the NUMBER ONE THING 'EVER' ON THE NET EVEN OVER PORN - AND ONE WHO HAS LIKE 500,000 DOWNLOADS,...WE'RE TECHNICALLY BIGGER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS HERE - ,...if you try to put G.e. down ,..well,..ya ain't gonna get very far there (Laughs)Greenhouse Effect have all kinds of deadly tricks and weapons ,..from the Zeus linking robot to secret music marketing companys like Somanymp3s.com to THE TUBEMOGUL MULTI-VIDEO SENDING SERVICE TO MYSPACE WHERE G.E. IS NOW IN THE TOP 500 BANDS OF ALL TIME !!"Keeping G.e. number one at all times is the goal" says Clark Hagins "we feed off our songlist and our two major hit songs,..once people hear BRANDY though,..its pretty fuckin' easy and over from there ; THEY GET HOOKED !!"THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT SONG WHITE BLACK THANG with it's disarmingly sincere controversial confrontational lyrics has become the "thang" of legend at GOOGLEVIDEO.COM - IN 2008, WHITE BLACK THANG SAT IN GOOGLE'S NUMBER ONE SONG POSITION for some four weeks in a row world wide,..not even Britney Spears or Coldplay could budge the "White Black Song" as it is known through out the world,...."its nice to hang out at a cool place like Blip tv" says clark hagins "the videos there look so much better than Google or youtube or anywhere else and Blip tv is getting good traffic,..its getting better there everyweek - all the time " says higgins"being a big rock star on the internet is weird,..its alot like the movie Tropic Thunder and i'm Ben Stiller" says higgins "People don't realise that 'this' is all a movie - OUR LIVES - OUR VERY EXISTINCE - IS NOW EVERYWHERE ,..EVERYWHERE ON THE NET ; WE 'ARE' ALL CYBERSPACE STARS !! ALL OF US,...NOT JUST TILA TEQUILA and myself or happy slip !! WE 'all' have potential to entertain,..we all deserve a chance in this global village,...not just Perez Hilton and Lisa Nova - we can all be heroes !! iTS LIKE,..THERES CAMERAS EVERYWHERE - we don't know whats 'real' and whats 'acting' we all just gotta 'use it and go with it"....the internet makes people crazy ,..but its 'beautiful insanity" (Laughs)....If you are a band out there or musican ,...NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE - GET IN THE STUDIO AND WRITE AND RECORD A NEW SONG,..BUILD TEN NEW SONGS AND GO PLAY A SHOW !! DO IT NOW,..IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YER 15 OR 50 - ANYONE CAN HAVE FUN WITH THEIR LIFE; This is the world of fantasy !! BUT ITS ALSO 'REALITY' AND 'YOU' ARE THE STAR - NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE !!DON'T GO DO PORN - THAT IS A DISGRACE TO YOUR HUMAN DIGNITY - GO DO MUSIC OR ART !! GO BE CREATIVE AND CONSTRUCTIVE !! and if you do something that is heartfelt and sincere ,..whether you are left or right,...SOMEBODY IS GONNA LIKE IT ; Somebody out there is gonna love you,...maybe somebody is gonna 'finally' love you ,..but please ; make sure you go record your original songs ; DON'T DO COVERS - THATS A WASTE OF TIME,...UNLESS ITS A YARDBIRDS COVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1TODAY, Millions of sites and businesses have 'linked' to G.e. music videos, the lovable BRANDY leading the way......GREENHOUSE EFFECT PROUDLY ANNOUNCE as of February 2009, they have crashed into the top 30 All TIME 'GRUNGE' AND 'EMO' MUSIC CATEGORYS OF MYSPACE.COM !!

• Category

  Music

• Release Date

  Feb 27, 2009

• Runtime

  03:40