Dear Emperor Harper, It's bad enough that you've lied to Canadians about F-35s being about THREE TIMES MORE EXPENSIVE than you claimed they'd be. When you've been caught lying, don't make more stupid excuses. It's embarrassing. Just scrap the purchase, and you might not get tarred and feathered when you're thrown out of office. Signed, Canada.
A weekly satire and commentary show, about the stupidity in society and politics.