I'm Awesome. I'm a Dude. I'm AwesomeDude30. I will rock you with everything you need to know about chicks, ninjas, 80's movies and television, hot babes, Claudia Schiffer, chicken pot pies, political punditry during the 2008 elections, the Thundercats, and bacon. And I'm open for a one night relationship. Ladies?
Are you fat? That sucks. I'm not. I'm just "low self image intolerant." I'll show you how to get in awesome shape just like me!
You may have stolen the presidency from me, but I'll still bestow upon you a small sliver of my awesomeness
I'm a double threat, awesome AND psychic! This is what you can expect from the rest of 2009--
Why do chicks always want to date the undead? I don't even think vampires can get a boner! Not that I would know from experience...because I don't.... Stop judging me!
Poor? Well knock it off! You can get through the holidays without losing your shirt. Unless you're a sexy lady. Then you should definitely lose your shirt. In my pants.
McCain. Obama. What are your stances on cougars?
Why do the candidates have to be so down on everything? Because they're PLAYER HATERS!
Hey Obama and McCain! Do you myspace?
Why doesn't Batman try a little harder? Come on, man!
What Barack Obama and John McCain won't tell you about their breakfast
