In his continuing quest for Saturday Morning Glory, Ryan watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Not the '80s series, but the 2003 Nickelodeon version that was more faithful to the original Turtles comics. But as the third season episode "H.A.T.E." proves, being more faithful isn't always a good thing. In a story lifted from Vol. 1, Issue 12, the Turtles go up against an inept pseudo-militia group intent on nuking New York City. Meanwhile, the writers accidentally (one assumes) drop in a sitcom plot where April deals with her visiting mother-in-law. Wacky hijinks---and attempted genocide---ensue! Less