Hello, I'm Neutron Bill. Outpost 786, Gamma Patrol. And I am bored right out my mind. You see, I'm posted in the deepest part of the irradiated wastelands. There is no one out here. No one but me.Well, me and Ted. Ted's a mutant hamster. He's like a regular hamster, but bigger and with opposable thumbs.I haven't seen another human being in a long, long time. I just keep sending in reports on the prevailing conditions in my corner of what's left of the world. You know what's going on up here? NOTHING. So to hell with my reports. I've trained Ted to run the camera, and I'm going to do something useful with my time. I'm going to review movies.Not just any movies. The kind of movies I relate to, the kind that I think most of us in this radioactive age can relate to. The ones that teach us important lessons.In other words, post-apocalyptic films. Kick-ass post-apocalyptic films.I've scavenged a lot of films and I can't go outside until the avian bovine season is over. So here is my first review. Enjoy! Less