As night falls on Miss Lolly‘s, a tipsy Angelina (James Di Giacomo) cozies up to Double D (Greg Bryan). Later, at the crack of dawn, Angelina arrives at her apartment to find Connie (Patty McCormack) asleep on the couch. It becomes instantaneously obvious that there is no love lost between mother and daughter, but what neither one of them realize as they bicker is that an unexpected visitor is lurking about and trying to gain access to Angelina's apartment building.
A mentally unstable 30-something widow ANGELINA JONES, works as a fame-struck, low level Hollywood gossip news reporter. Hell bent on finding a father figure for her gay teenage son JOE, Angelina frequents Miss Lolly's (Dot Jones) Speed Dating Club, where she meets: JACOB, (James Kyson) a devout Atheist; a CHRISTIAN GLAM ROCKER who is a recovering heroin addict; KELLY an amorous deviant who mistake's Angelina to be a chick with d*ck, and DOUBLE D a celebrity transsexual mafia hit-man from the FBI's Witness Protection Program. Angelina's delusional hopes of making a better life for herself and her son gets blindsided by the sudden reappearance of her foul-mouthed, married-to-the-mob mother, CONNIE CAMPOLITARRO (Patty McCormack).