Angelina lingers at Miss Lolly’s speed dating club, while her somewhat unconventional mother Connie (Patty McCormack), accompanied by a chauffeur -- a lovable lug named Lou (Art LaFleur) -- has arrived at Angelina’s apartment back in Burbank. Connie showers her “beautiful grandson” Joe with love and kisses, but it quickly becomes apparent that she doesn't seem to share that same kind of affection for her daughter.
A mentally unstable 30-something widow ANGELINA JONES, works as a fame-struck, low level Hollywood gossip news reporter. Hell bent on finding a father figure for her gay teenage son JOE, Angelina frequents Miss Lolly's (Dot Jones) Speed Dating Club, where she meets: JACOB, (James Kyson) a devout Atheist; a CHRISTIAN GLAM ROCKER who is a recovering heroin addict; KELLY an amorous deviant who mistake's Angelina to be a chick with d*ck, and DOUBLE D a celebrity transsexual mafia hit-man from the FBI's Witness Protection Program. Angelina's delusional hopes of making a better life for herself and her son gets blindsided by the sudden reappearance of her foul-mouthed, married-to-the-mob mother, CONNIE CAMPOLITARRO (Patty McCormack).