Crowdsourcing the next, worst erotic paranormal romance novel.
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Ep 11: Naked Came the Cthulhu
12:09
May 22, 2013
Now that the book is (pretty much) done, Nella, Elisa and Lindsay look for query letter inspiration in book blurbs of successful titles they're ripping off such as Twilight,...
Ep 10: Completion of a Great Opus
10:47
May 4, 2013
The next Great American Novel is complete (the first draft, anyway). So now what?
Ep 9: The Journey Begins
05:56
Apr 24, 2013
A quick update on the status of the novel, which is now in the process of bastardizing Cthulhu in the name of their beautiful, pure love.
Ep 8: Stiff Competition
05:20
Apr 11, 2013
Lindsay and Nella take a field trip to Barnes and Noble to check out what the situation looks like in the Teen Paranormal Romance and Regular Old Romance sections of your lo...
Ep 7: Young Adult and Purple Prose
10:39
Apr 4, 2013
Lindsay and Nella discuss some of the (many many) submissions they received, and talk about some of the quirks, trends and tone that make modern YA... modern YA.
Ep 6: Dead Cthulhu Lies Dreaming... of Her
14:18
Mar 22, 2013
A more detailed outline, followed by information on how to contribute to writing this tentacled monstrosity.
Ep 5: Cementing an Outline
12:18
Mar 14, 2013
Lindsay and Nella start to make some decisions, and the "plot" starts to take tentacle-y shape.
Ep 4: Our Hollow Female Protagonist
12:03
Mar 7, 2013
Lindsay and Nella go through some suggestions regarding the plot of our masterwork, and dissect what makes a truly compelling blank slate self-insert female protagonist.
Ep 3: Crafting a Lovecraftian Love Story
13:13
Feb 28, 2013
Lindsay and Nella respond to some feedback, and then toy with the idea of playing in Lovecraft's sandbox... so they can crap all over it.
Episode 2: What's our Gimmick?
09:21
Feb 21, 2013
Lindsay and Nella scratch the tip of the iceberg regarding the appeal of books like 50 Shades of Grey and Twilight, and ask, what genre should we go for?
Intro to the 50 Shades
05:44
Feb 7, 2013
Lindsay and Nella introduce the interactive webseries project destined to bring the publishing world to its very knees. Or provide an amusing nonsequiter poking fun at the m...
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